Wow. I get it. The heir to the throne: ruler of the British Empire that stretches far and wide across the globe, the super power of the world. Next in line in a grand and proud lineage of British kings. Grandson to the beautiful Diana. If only she could have seen him, bundled up in his mothers arms, defenceless and blissfully unaware of the immense wealth and responsibility that will one day rest upon his shoulders.
You will be king one day, son.
A healthy baby. The news spreads. The serfs across the land rejoice. Twitter streams light up. Housewives empathetically smile. Cynics make their comments. Republicans scoff at all the fuss, in an attempt to deny this event the relevance that it nonetheless holds.
#royalbaby
